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Noctisdark: The root of dreamers

28/06/11  ||  Lord K Philipson

Oh my fucken shit! These fucken idiots really take the cake and run with it when it comes to sucking. Listen to “In bloom” for some fantastic laughs on the expense of “singer” Dani. Or jump to 3:52 in this high-energetic video to hear an example of complete stupidity. That is some incredibly impressive shit right there. To say that clean vocals are his bread and butter is not an understatement. It’s his muthafucken calling in life obviously. Noctisdark (yep, we have really run out of monikers now)… Taste the intense power in those combined words that together makes absolutely no sense at all. Noctis and “dark”, huh? Yeah… Gloomy shit right there.

Seriously, this supposed-to-be moody and atmospheric half-metal bullshit has me crying. A first advice for this band is to FUCKEN TUNE YOUR INSTRUMENTS! Noctisdark succeed in doing everything wrong. The arrangements are piss-poor, the production is as weak and the songs are laughable at best. There is zero chance anyone will take this crap seriously. And there’s no reason you should.

1,5/10: The amazing vocals prevent me from giving this a 1.

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